So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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