she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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