lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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