we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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