Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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