Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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