I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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