I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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