when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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