If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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