I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
