i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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