I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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