she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
