I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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