There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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