I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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