I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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