Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize