I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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