If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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