I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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