Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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