Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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