The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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