I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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