The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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