Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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