Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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