pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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