whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize