We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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