Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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