I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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