angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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