Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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