just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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