how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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