wanna go halves on a baby?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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