My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
