So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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