glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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