5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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