i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her vagine was all disorganized.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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