when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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