so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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