question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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