Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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