someone threw a dead crab at me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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