He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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