Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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