just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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