I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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